Some Other State Boards That I’m Not On

It’s not just soybeans. There’s also a Michigan Propane Commission that has monthly meetings, but I assume that’s just someone’s King Of The Hill rewatch podcast that got out of control and accidentally got money from the state legislature. Good deal if you can swing it, though.

I bet I could do well on the state Wheat Promotion Committee, though. I could find all sorts of wheat fields, if someone gave me a map to the wheat fields, and promote them to Corporal or Lieutenant Colonel or Sergeant if someone helps me check on how to spell Sergeant every single time.


Author: Joseph Nebus

I was born 198 years to the day after Johnny Appleseed. The differences between us do not end there. He/him.

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