Statistics Saturday Bonus: The Days Of The Week In Alphabetical Order in Afrikaans


Because the months of the year were a little disappointing. This feels a little more like they’re trying.

  1. Dinsdag
  2. Donderdag
  3. Maandag
  4. Saterdag
  5. Sondag
  6. Vrydag
  7. Woensdag

I think my favorite is Maandag, but that’s just because I remember his adventures trying to tear up the ersatz X-Men team Psi-Force in Marvel’s short-lived and completely unloved New Universe line of comics. His most vicious attack was to remind the team they were in the New Universe and would probably never get promoted to the real comic book industry. But really, Maandag! Half-maan, half-dag! He’s unstoppable, unless someone tries. Aren’t we all?

Statistics Saturday: The Months Of The Year In Alphabetical Order In Afrikaans


Because someone, somewhere, requested it, I guess!

  1. April
  2. Augustus
  3. Desember
  4. Februarie
  5. Januarie
  6. Julie
  7. Junie
  8. Maart
  9. Mei
  10. November
  11. Oktober
  12. September

I kind of feel like Afrikaans isn’t trying very hard to make the months of the year its own.

Statistics Saturday For April And How That Went


So, yes, I need to find a new weak comic strip to pick on. The humor blog readership continues to recede. Part of that I blame on my mathematics blog. I spent a lot of time the past two months focusing on its A To Z glossary project and that required a lot of writing. I didn’t tend things around here as much as I might have.

Here’s the sorry numbers. There were 1,043 page views here last month, down from March’s 1,107 and February’s Also 1,107. If you look at it as views per day, that’s still less than March. But it’s not so noticeably less than March. The number of unique visitors dropped more noticeably: 583 in April, down from March’s 632 and February’s 629.

I’m a bit more likable, though. There were 213 ‘likes’ clicked in April. That’s up from March’s 201 and February’s 178, but it’s still down relative to the height of the Apartment 3-Gocalypse. Comments were also up, to 50 from March’s 36. But that’s just to about February’s 52.

The most popular stuff the past month was, as usual, mostly little stuff I dashed off. In the top five were:

My favorite piece for the month — to write, and also what I think was my best — was When Do I Get To Sing _My Way_?, a brilliant expose of karaoke night culture and that was just my eleventh-most-popular thing of the month. Although that is out of 184 different things people looked at, so that’s not too bad. And I don’t know how many people read it as the item that was on the front page of my blog; all those readers get jumbled together.

I confess, I have enough childhood fantasies of being a humor columnist that I think of my long-form weekly things, usually 700 to 800 words and posted Thursday night/Friday morning, as the real meat here. But maybe there’s something connecting far better with the short little 200-to-300-word bits that make up the rest of the week. Maybe the medium works better the more spontaneous it feels. Or maybe I just do.

To the ever-popular listings of countries. The United States, 698. The Canada, 51. The Germany, 47. The United Kingdom, 32. That’s a fair number of page viewers. India had 22 for me. I had five from Guadaloupe; I don’t remember seeing any from there before.

Single-reader countries for April were Angola, Argentina, Bolivia, Bulgaria, Czech Republic, Denmark, Greece, Guatemala, Hong Kong SAR China, Hungary, Jamaica, Lithuania, Philippines, Puerto Rico, Saudi Arabia, Turkey, and Venezuela. Bulgaria and Turkey are the only countries there last month too, and nobody’s on a three-month streak.

There’s not a lot of interesting stuff in search terms that brought people here. But here’s some:

  • vic and sade (Good, glad to see that.)
  • paul rhymer writer (See above.)
  • betty boos boyfriend cartoon (Yeah, ‘boos’. She had some boyfriends but who caes about any of them?)
  • months of the year in alphabetical order in afrikaans (I … might use this for Statistics Saturday sometime.)
  • obsess and picturing after cheating (I don’t know.)
  • semalt expert (I even more don’t know.)
  • kangaroo’s folding wooden chess set with magnet closure (I love the idea but I don’t know so much harder with this than I didn’t know what was going on before.)
  • world end 2016 yes or no (I vote no; I’ve got some projects I’m still working on.)

The month starts out with 34,691 page views total so it still hasn’t overtaken my mathematics blog there. It has got 17,874 distinct viewers recorded and that does top my mathematics blog. WordPress claims there are 652 WordPress.com followers, up from 647 at the start of April, and I’ll try not to think what it means that it tells me seven people started following in April.

But there is the follow-me-on-WordPress button, in the upper-left corner of each page. If you wanted to do that and haven’t already, please, give it a try. It might work.