Statistics Saturday: Phrases That the Kids Today Use to Say They Like Something, So Far as You Know

• “That really slaps!”
• “That pours out the happy vibes.”
• “tldr: tyjfdarwqsw!” (or other keysmash after the colon)
• “That is so that!”
• “Yeet that fleek!”
• “That normalizes the singularity!”
• “Well zip my per!”
• “It’s as real as bowling!!”
• “4:34, sweet!”
• “Only now, it cross-pollenates!”
• “That sings!” (said so sarcastically as to become sincere again)
• “Everything else wants to be this and can’t.”

Reference: Mark Twain On The Damned Human Race, Editor Janet Smith.