Some astounding facts about how it is later in time now than it ever was before:
- The network television debut of Star Trek (1966) is closer in time to the network television debut of Lost In Space (1965) than it is to today (2015).
- The end of the Thirty Years War (1648) is closer to us (2015) than is the start of the Thirty Years War (1618).
- There are no known living survivors, or spouses of survivors, of the Battle of Manzikert (1071).
- More than twelve whole generations of mice have been born, lived, and died of old age since the last installment of Charles Dickens’ The Mystery Of Edwin Drood was published (1870).
- At no point in the 21st Century has President Thomas Jefferson been alive.
- Though you may be loved today more than yesterday, and may expect to be loved more tomorrow, there is no reason to believe that the amount by which your belovedness increases between today and tomorrow is itself an increase on the amount by which your belovedness increased between yesterday and today.
- Between the founding (1922) and the abolition (1991) of the Soviet Union, World War II began (1939 or maybe 1937 or arguably 1931), was fought, and ended (1945 or 1947 or maybe early 1991).
- 2016 is to see the 25th anniversary of the 225th anniversary (1991) of the founding of Rutgers University (1766).
- November 1st is closer to November 5th than November 22nd is to November 30th.
- The television series Casablanca (1983) has been off the air more than twenty times as long as it was on the air. The same astounding property holds for the other television series Casablanca (1955-56).
The Off The Leash blog recently mentioned how one of the top social media tips is using numbers in headlines. I could use some social media top … ish-ness, certainly, and since I’ve got a mathematical background I shouldn’t have any trouble including numbers in things. So here’s some sentences that have a number (2,038) put in them:
- “This set of lectures and their subsequent study of the mockups and trainers gave the [ Apollo ] astronauts a better feel for the Soyuz flight control systems and onboard displays and the environmental controls for oxygen 2,038 generation, temperature levels, and food, water, and waste management. ”
— originally from Edward Clinton Ezell and Linda Neuman Ezell’s The Partnership: A History of the Apollo-Soyuz Test Project, NASA SP-4209.
- “If you think that nobody would know that a girl in the company had 2,038 married a baronet who was a member of parliament and expected to be in the Cabinet in a few years, you’re wronging him!”
— originally from P G Wodehouse’s Jill The Reckless.
- “Only the Neptunian’s grasp on the controls had kept the cylinder heading down through those currents, and now, as he leaped 2,038 away from the controls for the moment and drew his tube, those currently immediately seized upon the unguided cylinder and in the next moment had whirled it over and sidewise with immense speed and power!”
— originally from Edmond Hamilton’s The Universe-Wreckers, as printed in the June 1930 Amazing Stories.
- “I really tried, but every place I went they 2,038 slammed the door in my face!!”
— originally from Charles Schulz’s Peanuts comic strip of the 26th of May, 1973.
- “He [ Dutch writer Adrianus Romanus, in his 1593 text Ideae Mathematicae pars prima ] uses this notation in 2,038 writing his famous equation of the forty-fifth degree.”
— originally from Florian Cajori’s A History Of Mathematical Notation and writing about unknown quantities being raised to powers.
- “They might just as well have settled that he [ Saint Dunstan ] was a coach-horse, and could just 2,038 as easily have called him one.”
— originally from Charles Dickens’s A Child’s History of England.
- “During that beautiful eulogy seen where there about to launch Spock into the stars Kirk says `of all the souls I’ve encountered… this was the most … human‘, is this unintentionally insulting Spock 2,038, because in the series he repeatedly states that he is not human and one point states that he felt insulted by the implication of Doctor McCoy.”
— originally from a TrekBBS discussion about The Wrath of Khan.
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