Statistics Saturday: My Eyes, In Photographs

My Eyes, in Photographs: Pie chart nearly wholly divided between 'drooped closed like I accidentally took all the melatonin' and 'bugged out like I'm playing a Klingon on Next Generation'; a tiny slice is 'looking like any kind of normal person's'.
Not pictured: that thing where I tilt my head because somewhere I got the idea that looks natural or candid or not extremely weird?

Reference: Planets and Perception: Telescopic Views and Interpretations, 1609 – 1909, William Sheehan.