Caption This: From The Adventures Of Scotty In The 24th Century


Scott stands in front of the bright red door from the original Star Trek bridge. Well, a holodeck replica. You know how these things go.
From the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode “Relics”, in which a time-displaced Scotty feels lost, isolated, and depressed, and is visited by everybody in the cast except Deanna Troi, the ship’s professional counselor.

“Um, Scotty … there’s a handle. A handle. Just turn the … it’s … you have to put your hand out and … you just … ”


Or, well, a 24th century replica of the 23rd century, while he’s in the 24th century because … oh, look, it just makes sense if you see the episode, OK? Meanwhile if you have an idea what to do with this picture please share it! We’ve just got till the year 2369 or something to do something for the poor guy.

Meanwhile, On Deck Ten …


Riker's got this just *perfect* gaze of worry while looking out of camera frame.
While I’m not sure which episode this frame is from, that fact would not horrify the 15-year-old me, because when I was that old it hadn’t aired yet.

“Sooooo … the cybersecurity breach exposed everyone’s holodeck usage, you say?”