Overheard At The Record Show Over At The Meeting Rooms In The Quality Inn

• “There’s a lot fewer hipsters here than I expected. Maybe they haven’t discovered these shows yet?”
• “These kids these days and their iPods … bah.”
• “I don’t think I’ve ever seen so much Air Supply.”
• “Reagan.”
• “Oh, man. Do you figure anyone ever actually listened to Journey or did they just stare at these album covers?”
• “9/11.”
• “Jeez, on this cover Slim Whitman looks like Will Ferrell pretending to be Slim Whitman.”
• “New World Order.”
• “Augie Doggie and Doggy Daddy telling the story of Pinocchio? I never even imagined Hanna-Barbera putting out a record like this.”
• “It worked. They all got richer, didn’t they?”
• “Well, maybe we’ve looked through enough. Isn’t that sushi buffet nearby?”