- “There’s a lot fewer hipsters here than I expected. Maybe they haven’t discovered these shows yet?”
- “These kids these days and their iPods … bah.”
- “I don’t think I’ve ever seen so much Air Supply.”
- “Reagan.”
- “Oh, man. Do you figure anyone ever actually listened to Journey or did they just stare at these album covers?”
- “9/11.”
- “Jeez, on this cover Slim Whitman looks like Will Ferrell pretending to be Slim Whitman.”
- “New World Order.”
- “Augie Doggie and Doggy Daddy telling the story of Pinocchio? I never even imagined Hanna-Barbera putting out a record like this.”
- “It worked. They all got richer, didn’t they?”
- “Well, maybe we’ve looked through enough. Isn’t that sushi buffet nearby?”
