Some Dangerous Kangaroos

1. The Western Middling Light Grey (not particularly dangerous in itself, but it smells so very much like a fried clam dish from that stall in the mall food court that nobody, nobody, has ever been seen eating from as to be distracting)
2. The Razor-Beaked Wallaby
3. Gorndrak, the Marsupial-Spirit of Unproductive Workdays
4. The Antilopine Gossiping Kangaroo (its passive-aggressiveness can drive people mad)
5. Red Kangaroos Driving Without Their Prescription Eyeglasses
6. Trinitrootoluene