Packing |
15 minutes |
Checking The Packing Hasn’t Unpacked |
3 hours, 45 minutes |
Trying To Write A Whole Four Days Ahead Of Deadline For These Blogs |
About Two Weeks |
Forgetting Toothbrushes |
(again?!) |
Downloading Podcast Episodes Almost At Random Until There’s Like 65 Hours To Listen To |
Two hours, plus three hours yelling at iTunes for not actually downloading the things I told it to |
Worrying I Didn’t Pack Enough |
(I never stop, even after the trip) |
Spending Fourteen Hours Wikipedia-Binging Starting From The World ‘Envelope’ |
14 hours, 20 minutes |
Turning Things Around The House Off |
(can’t tell; accidentally turned off the clock I was using to time it) |
Removing The Fourteenth Pair Of Underwear From My Duffel Bag, Trusting That If I Need That Many Over The Course Of A Three-Day Trip I Could Probably Buy One, Even If I Am In The Barely-Settled Wilds Of Sandusky, Ohio |
Three minutes before I change my mind and put it all back |
Panciked Buying Of Yes Albums So There’s Also That To Listen To |
Six minutes, plus ten minutes punching iTunes |
Emergency Game Of Europa Universalis III |
Four years running now and I haven’t got the hang of it yet |
Finding Every Possible USB Cable Except The One That Plugs Into My Camera |
85 minutes |