Sorry, I’d like to say something funny about a grand strategy game, or something that’s going on around town. But I’ve been too busy kicking myself over a really lousy performance on my part at restaurant trivia night last night. Also that it’s possible to train fish to spit at certain people’s faces, which solves so many problems! But mostly that the satellite navigator thinks the word is pronounced “rester-aunt”, like, your mother’s sister who can be counted on to nap. I suppose I just don’t understand the modern world.
- Presque Isle.
- Saline. Really?
- Clio. Why should that be any different.
- Rives Junction. And it’s the “Junction” part somehow.
- Scipio but that’s because I’m being deliberately difficult in this one particular case.
- Lima. Lima? I can’t even have this one?
- Just gonna go ahead and put “Lansing” down on this list.
- Charlevoix. At this point I’m going to say they’re the ones pronouncing it wrong.
- Paw Paw. I’m guessing.
- Chrysler. There is no such town or city but I’m going to guess if there were I’d say it wrong anyway.
Come on down to the Deer Mouse Street Library to enjoy the fifth annual pronunciation-off at 3:15 pm Thursday. Main Auxiliary Room. Participants are hoping after the preliminary rounds to make it through most of “oryctolagus”. Attendees are asked to specify when they arrive whether they believe “snuck” to be a word so they may attend the correct session. We don’t want a repeat of the quarrels which broke out last time, although we admit it was kind of great when Ms Windling, shaking with rage, demanded the judges tell her whether they thought “tuck” was the past tense of “teak”.