| Time | Self-Evaluation |
|---|---|
| 2 Days Before Publication | I have no idea what to write |
| 1 Day Before Publication | I will never know what to write |
| 12 Hours Before Publication | I may never be able even to read again |
| 6 Hours Before Publication | Anything would be better than writing |
| 3 Hours Before Publication | This might be a marginally acceptable thing to write |
| 2.5 Hours Before Publication | This might be the best thing I’ve ever written |
| 2.25 Hours Before Publication | This might be the best thing anybody’s ever written |
| 2 Hours Before Publication | It’s sad but at least it will do |
| 1 Hour Before Publication | I hope nobody I know will read this |
| 30 Minutes Before Publication | Maybe I can hide this from everyone |
| 15 Minutes Before Publication | With some context maybe they won’t think too much worse of me |
| 5 Minutes After Publication | Please nobody mention it to me |
| 25 Minutes After Publication | This isn’t too bad after all |
| 2 Hours After Publication | Why aren’t people praising me for this? |
| 3 Hours After Publication | Why aren’t people praising me more for this? |
| 1 Day After Publication | Oh, yeah, that’s why |
| 3 Days After Publication | I guess it didn’t break anything to write that |
| 2 Months After Publication | Some alien entity using my body must have written this |
| 2 Months, 5 Minutes After Publication | That alien entity’s good enough, how can I make it work for me again? |
