Statistics Saturday: An Arbitrarily Indexed List Of Some People Who Do Not Look Like Russell Crowe

Person Who Does Not Look Like Russell Crowe Arbitrary Index
Alice Ghostley 83
Angelique Pettyjohn 38
Ellen Weston 39
Frank de Vol 11
Jack Gilford 7
Mel Brooks 26
Robert Karvelas 91
Ted de Corsia 73
Tom Poston 21
William Schallert 22

Omitted from the list: Leonard Nimoy, Richard Gautier, and Larry Storch, on whom I can kind of see a resemblance there.