The most popular forgotten days of the week:
- Bragiday (traditional day for the complaining about the poetry of others)
- Hellinsday (traditional day for doctor’s appointments and hacky jokes about hospital gift shops)
- Tuesday (except in its two-fer form)
- Meimeirsday (good for running about like one’s head had been cut off; removed by the Council of Nicaea and put aside “for Miss Manners”)
- Sagasday (nobody knows when this was)
- Ransday (day of the sea and/or misunderstood Paul McCartney albums)
- Wednesday (the remake; lost in the 1922 calendar reboot)
- Gefjunday (position in the week given away to Bragiday, then left in the back of the closet until it was forgotten)
- Hoenirsday (no records of it, sorry)
- Voersday (traditional day for realizing what you should have said instead; in French, le jour d’escalier, the day for remembering one should have pushed someone down the escalator)
