Would the Person From Area Code 661 Who Tried to Call Me Please Exist?

There’s not much chance I was going to answer the phone anyway, but the phone telling me — at 9:45 pm — that someone allegedly from area code “661” wanted me was ridiculous. First, it’s not allowed to call someone after 9 pm. Second, there is not a chance “661” is a legitimate area code. It’s barely a legitimate three-digit number, let alone something that might represent a group of people who all lived in the same area between 2004 and 2007 when they got a cell phone. Not buying it, not even trying to buy it, just, no. Whoever you are, I know better than to think you’re there.