Sorry to run late again, but I was remembering that history of socks that implied how socks are no longer simple things, and facing that I might never be up to dealing with learning complicated things about socks. And now I’ll never know as the page that used to talk about it has been replaced with what looks like an advertisement for a drug that makes you a Swiss Alp. You’d think that being an Alp would save you from ever having to worry about socks, but then what about your foothills?