Statistics Saturday: Some Inappropriate Hood Ornaments

• Long or medium-length strands of popcorn ‘tinsel’
• Smaller but still functional car
• Larger but still functional car
• An open box full of packing peanuts
• Charlie Chaplin (bones exhumed, cast in bronze)
• Functioning aquariums
• Any ticket or prize redemption game
• Elevator shaft (vertical, horizontal, or across four lanes of traffic)
• 40 gallon coffee percolator (broken)
• The steering wheel or the emergency brake
• Valleyfair Amusement Park, Shakopee, Minnesota
• Really any significant segment of Shakopee, Minnesota

Reference: The Collected Works of Paddy Chayefsky: The Screenplays — The Hospital, Network, Altered States, Paddy Chayefsky.