March Pairwise Brackety Contest Thing: Throw Pillows vs Hair Dryers

Throw Pillows

The Case For: Imperative case sets clear expectations for how to interact with pillows.

The Case Against: You run out of pillows unless someone’s throwing them back at you.

Hair Dryers

The Case For: Fits the sweet spot between Hair Drys and Hair Dryests.

The Case Against: Dries one fingernail’s width of your hair per minute.


Author: Joseph Nebus

I was born 198 years to the day after Johnny Appleseed. The differences between us do not end there. He/him.

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