I admire the work that the mighty Land’s End Catalogue Company has put into finding ways to sell me pants. It’s been mostly sending me catalogues showing that there are pants, leaving it to me to conclude that I could if I so wished buy them, but I admit I don’t have many better ideas. If they tried, say, chasing me down and holding pants up to me so I could kind of see how they’d look on me if I were flat, that wouldn’t entice me to buy more. This is why I’m not an important pants marketer. I presume they want me to wear them, but they should know that once I’ve bought them, the pants are wholly my concern and it’s none of their affair what I do with them.
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You show those collectivists you’re a free man by making a vest out of Land’s End pants.
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Actually I’ve figured what I really need is the equivalent of a vest but for pants, so if it’s kind of cold but might be warmer I can carry a leg-vest around and slip it on for easy later removal. I should probably not be figuring this sort of thing out loud.
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Aren’t those leg warmers?
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You’re right, they may be leg warmers. Although I think they need more pockets, to be practical.
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