I continue to use up my 2018 hard-won Peanuts strip-a-day calendar at a rate of a bit under one strip per day (they don’t have Sunday pages). And it still has activities on the back. Last week it suggested this:
Unscramble the following letters to reveal this April word.
grimepints
I shall do no such thing. “Grimepints” is a magnificent word. It’s as perfect a collection of phonemes as I’ve encountered in a long while. It would make the world a worse place to “unscramble” those letters into some word that is lesser in every way to “grimepints”.
Furthermore, I choose to believe that Grimepints is, besides a perfect word, also the name of a City of London meeting-hall built in 1475. There the Guild of Pandy-Whelkers, established during the reign of King Edward II, still conducts all its business, including the biennial Benefit for the Sick Infants of Needy Croft-Coddlers. They pay a rent of 6/8 plus “four fynne & true kernels of nutt-megg, the niewest to bee hadd” per annum. And I am working up a history of the building and the Guild’s charming yet dotty history as my Patreon exclusive for the month. So nag someone you otherwise like into reviewing a subscription to something! But unscramble “grimepints”? I would sooner cancel springtime itself than commit such an offense to the language.
This is akin to the decoder ring scene in “A Christmas Story”.Grimepints is the name of the Ben and Jerry’s Pigpen inspired limited edition flavor coming out this summer.
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This sounds really inspired, and yet I can’t help wondering about the Molly Volley-inspired flavor that I hope has little cookie-dough tennis balls set inside a mix of the most 80s possible ice cream flavor (Heavenly Hash).
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Not sure of the ingredient list, but B&J will probably call it ” Good Golly Miss Molly Volley” I think you made a good call with the cookie dough tennis balls, they’ll add little chocolate tennis rackets.
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Ooh, yes, I think you’ve got the name right there. This could definitely be the most technically present character-based ice cream since whatever 5 inspired.
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