He couldn’t. Walt Wallet was born over two weeks after Abraham Lincoln’s murder. However, the current story, wrapping up, in Jim Scancarelli’s Gasoline Alley builds on a claim he’s made about having shaken Lincoln’s hand. His reasoning, first explained in February, is that his great-grandfather shook Lincoln’s hand, and his great-grandfather shook his grandfather’s hand, and his grandfather shook his father’s hand, and his father shook his hand, and therefore …
![Walt Walet: 'Hey, kids! What would you say if I told you I shook hands with Abraham Lincoln?' Ava Luna: 'You couldn't have, Mr Uncle Walt! You're not old enough!' Walt: 'I haven't heard those words in years! My great-grandfather, Waldo Wallet, actually shook hands with President Lincoln. Now Waldo in turn shook hands with my grandfather, Arval Wallet, who shook hands with my father Woodrow Wallet, who in turn shook hands with me. That means *I* shook hands with President Lincoln too, right?' Aubee: 'Did they wash their hands after shaking?' Ida Noe: 'We visited with Sana Claus in the North Pole! Now *that* was really something!'](https://nebushumor.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/gasoline-alley_jim-scancarelli_2023-02february-19.jpg?w=840&h=591)
Yeah, I wouldn’t have bought this as a kid either. It’s cute, but I understand the skepticism of the kids who hear the story. And when they hear it a second time, in the daily story. If I do my job well, this essay should catch you up to the end of April in the daily continuity. If you’re looking for something after about August 2023 there’s probably a more up-to-date plot recap here. Here we go.
Gasoline Alley.
6 February – 29 April 2023.
Boog Wallet, of the youngest generation of the strip, started February hanging around his friend Bear, the bear. Bear talked a bit about the problems of encroaching civilization, like how loud it is. Boog gives Bear some earplugs to help his hibernation and heads for home.
![Boog shivers in the woods through a snowstorm: 'Brrr! I know these w-woods like the back of my hands!' The snow is presented as being blown on him by a Jack Frost head on the body of the literal word 'SNOW', partly obscured by bare trees. Boog: 'B-but now, I can't see the woods or my hands, front or back!'](https://nebushumor.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/gasoline-alley_jim-scancarelli_2023-02february-10.jpg?w=840&h=270)
Unfortunately snow’s rolling in. It’s wonderfully illustrated stuff — Jim Scancarelli let himself play here, with happy results — but it also threatens Boog’s life. After a quick prayer he stumbles across the stairs of his mother’s forest-ranger station. So he survives, which is good for him. And he even had a backup miracle. Bear woke up, saw the snow, saw Boog’s prints, and knew he wasn’t dressed warm enough for this. Bear is a good and loyal friend who happens to be bad at hibernation.
Boog’s mother drives him home, though, and around the 4th of March we pass on to Boog’s little sister Aubee and her friends Sophie and Ava Luna. Also Ava Luna’s magic doll Ida Noe. They’re off, first, to see Unca Walt Wallet in case he wakes up.
Some great news: he does wake up! He shakes the kids’ hands and tells them they now can claim to have shaken hands with Lincoln. While anyone can claim that, he baffles the kids by explaining his logic. Also baffling them is the sense they did this before, in the Sunday strips, what’s the deal? (They’re reintroducing it for people who only get the dailies.)
![Ini 1863 Ava Luna sees: 'Uh-oh! Here comes trouble!' Officer: 'Good day, children! Constable Matthew Waffles! To whom do I have the pleasure of talking with?' Aubee, Sophie, and Ava Luna introduce themselves in turn, Ava Luna gulping first. Ida Noe, the doll, starts, 'Ida Now! Oops!'](https://nebushumor.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/gasoline-alley_jim-scancarelli_2023-04april-07.jpg?w=840&h=263)
Never mind the odd claim. They wonder could it be true that Walt’s great-grandfather shook hands with Lincoln? Since he passed away in March of 2016 it seems there’s no way to know. Unless …
Ida Noe, the magic doll, observes that since they could wish themselves to visit Santa Claus, why couldn’t they wish themselves back in time? And so they’re off to 1863. Their belated desire not to mess up the course of history lasts until they meet Constable Matthew Waffles and want to know if he knows Officer Barbara Waffles. The Constable is amused by notions like women being cops or having the vote or getting credit cards in their own name. But he takes a liking to the strange kids and brings them to front-row center-stage seats for The Gettysburg Address.
They’re excited, sure, but a gust of wind kicks up and blows President Lincoln’s notes away! This is the job for a couple kids who are young and energetic and don’t know whether that back-of-envelopes story is true. They gather up the notes and, fortunately, a large white guy is there to take over once the work is done.
![Ava Luna, explaining the notes: 'We've got the president's speech ... ' Aubee: 'Before it blew away!' Waldo Wallet: 'Thank you youngsters, for your quick thinking! I will hand them up to President Lincoln!' Sophie: 'Haven't we seen him before?' Aubee: 'Yeah! But where?' Ava Luna: 'He reminds me of Mr Uncle Walt!' Ida Noe, thinking 'Yeah! But much, much younger.'](https://nebushumor.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/gasoline-alley_jim-scancarelli_2023-04april-24.jpg?w=840&h=260)
They realize the fellow bringing Lincoln’s notes back to him and shaking the President’s hand looks a lot like a young Uncle Walt. And indeed, turns out his name is Waldo Wallet. As they head home they reflect that yes, the core of Walt’s story was right. Also they can’t think why they didn’t shake Lincoln’s hand while they had the chance. No sense waiting to return home, though. The code of magic doll time travel forbids it.
And so we end, I think, a cute trifle of a story that gave Jim Scancarelli even more chances to play with the visual style. If you didn’t enjoy, well, there’s probably another story coming in the next week or two.
Next Week!
And in my blog here next week or so? More bears! Bears that attack! Bears that befriend! Bears that are microscopic and lack the ability to attack or befriend! All that and architecturally-assisted flooding in Jules Rivera’s Mark Trail, if all goes well.