Today’s cartoon is another penned by series stalwart Eric Lewald. Is it his last contribution? Who knows? In another two weeks I should have a complete archive of everything there is to say about Popeye and Son at this link, though. Right now, let’s jump into the action and see what happened to the neighborhood.
The Plot: A family moves into the spooky haunted house you remember is up on the hill! Lon, the child, tries to fit in at school but dresses and acts all weird. When he shows up Tank’s bullying, though, Junior and his friends accept an invite to what turns out to be Lon’s birthday party. And his family are monsters! A frightened Tank gets his father to bring a torch-wielding mob against the family, setting their house on fire and threatening to kill most everyone. But Lon’s family saves the mob, and Junior uses the town water tank to save Lon’s family, and all’s well apart from Sweethaven not having a water supply for the duration.
The Thoughts: I do not like seeing J Wellington Wimpy near the head of a lynch mob. That’s not me imposing my headcanon idea of Our Heroes as flawless beings. It’s that a mob is, among other things, passion without reason. And Wimpy does not have passions outside eating, particularly hamburgers. Bluto, yes, that makes sense. Not Wimpy.
The premise of the weird new kid moves into the neighborhood is fine enough, although the cast of Popeye and Son is vague enough I’m not sure it can support even temporary new guys. Having it be a family of goofy monsters feels like the sort of thing a worn-out show mixes in its last season to spruce things up which … all right, I withdraw the objection, with reluctance.
There’s some kind of story about being nice to the new kid, and to the weird kid, and all. I appreciate that the storyline isn’t perfectly linear. Junior and his friends, hereafter the Good Kids, start out suspicious of the strange family, figure to give him a chance, think he’s weird after biting the Climb Rope in gym glass, figure he’s maybe okay when he shows up Tank and the subordinate bullies, then freak out when his home is a little too Munster. It avoids making the story too much one of “if you get a bad vibe off someone you’re the one who’s wrong”.
Lon’s talk about how this has happened so many times before leaves me wondering how bad that went that this is his best attempt to not freak out the kids at the new school. And I know, that’s me over-thinking the logic of the premise. The story has to be introduced, developed, and resolved in eleven minutes; Lon’s weirdness has to be established clearly and unmistakably in ways the kid audience will recognize. He has to dress like 1905 comic strip superstar Buster Brown and bite the gym class rope in his mouth even though a more realistic Lon would have noticed that makes him look like a weirdo. Or at least his parents, postgaming what went wrong, should have offered that advice. But if we do that we need way more time and animation than the show could have. (On the other hand, I keep reconsidering middle school and realizing that I could have been true to myself without being weird in ways that made me a target.)
That could be patched. I love the comedy creepy monster family, the more cornball the better. Always have, whether the Addamses, the Munsters, the Gruesomes (on the Flintstones less often than I remembered), Drak Pack, whatever. The more intensely they tried to understand things through a monster lens the more Lon’s bad game plan makes sense. I’d have liked to better understand the logic that leads them to have a birthday cake labelled ‘RIP’. Even if it’s goofy, like they meant it to be short for ‘R [for our] 1st Party’. Maybe especially so.
Given how most of the characters go in with good intentions I’m not sure I like that it takes the repeated threat of death to get the mob broken up. I totally buy Bluto leading the mob. It also feels … reasonable, that once the moment has passed Bluto realizes his son was playing him for a fool again, and we get another episode ending with Tank in trouble for his shenanigans. It’s also another episode where Bluto and Popeye don’t interact at all. The impression one gets is that this is a Bluto who has stuff in his life that doesn’t revolve around Popeye and I guess that’s good for him as a person, even if it leaves the show without a good built-in antagonist. Tank makes sense, especially for a kid-centered story like this, as the replacement antagonist, but he’s not as good at it as his father is.
The initial sequence, Junior’s dream, is an unusually good bit. There’s a strong opening-credits-to-Scooby-Doo vibe (I was disappointed not to have a zoom in on the eyes in the dark), aided by music that’s trying for spooky, at least at first. Music has been the weakest leg of this series, and a moment of it doing the work well shows how much the series was hobbled. I don’t know how much custom scoring the show could possibly have had — not much, I imagine — but I’m sorry they couldn’t get more spooky or suspenseful stock music for stories that needed it. The cranky-looking Eugene when Junior wakes up is also an unusually good bit of animation.